Katie Holmes is spending increasingly more time at the Scientology center reportedly undergoing Scientology ‘auditing,’ sparking rumors that she’s ‘being prepared’ for her second baby with nut-job husband Tom Cruise, this according to Star Magazine.

Per Celebitchy:

Star gives us some clues about the story on the cover. Katie is apparently going to be getting pregnant for the second time “against her will”… Star’s headlines continue: Katie’s “prenatal Scientology sessions” and “agonizing detox” and “Tom tightens the leash”.

The gossip rag continues on to say that Katie spent four hours at the Hollywood Scientology Centre last week, and might be doing this because she’s getting “prepped” to have another child, with sources swearing that Holmes followed the exact same course of action right before getting pregnant with daughter Suri. According to a website run by the Church of Scientology, followers believe the “health and the sanity of the child begin long before birth.” Scientology auditing is used to restore self confidence, happiness and spiritual freedom and involves answering questions or following directions with the aim of being freed from unwanted barriers that inhibit natural ability.

Good luck to her..I honestly believe Tom is incapable of producing children. 4 hours you say? How long does in “in vitro” implant procedure take? About 4 hours start to finish? Hmmm. How nice for them, though. I’d like to send a gift… Do they sell tin foil hats at Babies-R-Us?